i frequently pine over having long hair once again these days.

this is fucking ridiculous though.

sigh, my birthday's coming up which brings a certain dread and a certain excitement. it's the more i think about the excitement in which the dread sneaks in right after.

25. what a dumpy number. i should be having some sort of quarter century eye-opening revelation or some frantic crisis but here i am rekindling my flame with the internet instead in my underwear on my bedroom floor.

i don't have any vices i need to abandon, i don't have any ties i need to break.
i just googled 25th birthdays, and at least i don't look like this i guess;


i think i might devote this blog entirely to amy winehouse. i mean. WOW. i haven't been keeping up, but WOWWWWWWW



if you've got it, flaunt it.

whats worse than one lindsay lohan?

two gothic lindsay lohans with frostbite shimmer coloured legs.

dpstravaganza.

agness deyn.

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAL SEW QUTES.
biggest love hate relationship of the moment. very cute, very chic, moonlights as very hipster when pushing the vintage derelict hobo look too much. bad agness, naughty agness.
she's actually gorgeous for the entire jean paul gaulthier MADAME campaign, but other than that i feel that everyone is gush gush gushing too much over her quirky unique stylings which are really a typical 16+ fashion sense, and never-may-care attitude. maybe im just bitter, unappreciated, a brunette, and poor.





you cannot wear a mesh drape with strategically placed warhol patterns to cover your unmentionables. because i will mention them.


boy bodied granny wasted cute shark print buttoned fly high waisty camel short. reminds me of that blondo in lords of dogtown.


granted, on a runway obviously, so she cant be blammed for her pirate-chic glam.


modern day super model? up and coming kate moss? the newest twiggy?

or a soon to be deadbeat pride attender singing female masturbation songs while pushing 60. same difference no?

her being dressed in a patented-shoulder-padded-barbie-pink blazer reminds me of that special time in a young girls life where she decides that barbie needs a new hairdo. anyone with barbies however soon realises but never really gives up on changing barbie from her intended theme. tried to change barbies hair? never worked. whether combed, nor cut, barbie is one stubborn cunt, and no matter how many artifacts you piece together from various barbies, the new mashed up look never looks good, and never compliments your barbies newly dyked 'do. please purchase whole new outfit with non fitting shoes for 19.99. thanks mattel.


we get it , you're quirky. WHAT AN INDIVIDUAL. the red really brings out, your complete utter lack of pigment.

this doesn't even look that great

honestly
this only proves that once a babe, a babe in anything. from hot couture, to hipster trends, or your grannie's panties stretched into a doily dress. WHY NOT
looks like a dickie is trying to kill you agness, watch your back.


"oh gosh im so shocked you got me in my rushian babushka doll traditional african warrior chainmail casual seawear outfit...do you think the hat is too much? does it clash with my betty page face? no? the orange bedazzling wasnt too much? good. maybe i'll wear more neon doilies next time."



hold on there hotty hotty hot pants, theres enough teal spandex here to house an african tribe.


people rave about her bringing back a punky edge to fashion, cute is cute is cute. she could chose any identity and work it. what about this beach bum tan, sew cute. i don't think they sell up teh punx for 400minutes at 60$

i could dress her flippant do and fresh face up in a bag of flaming turds and people would still squeal what a fashion forward muse she is.

forensics be jammin a brotha up.

remember the time that belladonna143 from miami on InkedNation.com had the same tattoos as me as though they were done by an Easter Seals child who got ahold of some crayons?






yea, i mad.

guess that makes sense seeing as i've been in a fleet of tattoo magazines, but still. wow.

this is the visual stimuli equivalent of 'a case of the mondays'

i'm having my sixth consecutive day of 'gypsy leather' it seems.

why wouldn't you vote for an award winning smile? why isnt obama in crest commercials to start with.

mccain?

PUHLEESE.

he's like the american jean chretien.


hell obama even has a great hairline to boot !

HOLY FUCK BEHEMOTH.

okay. for not having been to wonderland since 4, and a carnival since 14, THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

but regardless, the best part of yesterday was eating about 6 cheeseburgers before hand. a very good idea/bad idea kinda move on my part. also great was having 3 ghouls in a 'haunted asylum' hit on me. SPOOKY !

so im lurking around on americanapparel.net and sweet jesus, props to you RSASTF454
Unisex Striped Fleece Raglan Pullover girl. you are the cutest little snugglecup ever !


good things come in threes, we all know this. don't fuck with us(me) okay? we know what we want. and we(i) don't want some pasty bored death-stare-stern-browed-jennifer-connoly-requiem-for-a-dream-shit-bitch queen.

go home.

matted-hair-man-jaw?

yeah that's what i thought.

king of the hill john redcorn?


IS THAT YOU?!?