omfg i really need to find teal tape and pedals for my bike.
more idealy teal metal feetie basket dealies.

HELP.

i apologize in advance,

i've got the biggest bike brains in the world since my leg is back in full functional order. DON'T WORRY.

WHILE I CHEW ON MY BUBBLEGUM BIKE I'LL FIND IDIO-KNIT THINGS.

SOMEONE HAS THE EXACT REVERSE COTTONCANDY BIKE THAT I WANT.

CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

they treat me really nicely, they buy me all these iceys.

speaking of assholes riding bikes and not basting themselves in 'icey', real icey,
heres a fucking 24k pure gold bike totaled at $102,418.60 USD.

at the economy's current state, yeah, thats equal to 'more money than god CAD'

the tires may as well be made of pure ivory, and the chain be linked of carved out panda teeth lubed up with whale blubber. WHY NOT, LETS GO A LITTLE FUCKING NUTS WHY DONT WE.

there is actually 600 Swarovski crystals on each one playing hide and go seek god knows where, the seat is probably a small satchel of gems you can ride across borders with. VIVA MEXICO !

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME MORE GIMME GIMME MORE

DEMI DEMI MOORE DEMI MOORE DEMI DEMI MOORE.

after giving it a thought, i guess its not that bad that bikes are as trendy as blowjobs in public places right now;

at least hipters arent clogging the roads thinking neon Hummers are sweet as fuck.

i've been needing to get a new slut to ride.