the cuter spectrum of my internet time can be found here.

remember when i used to look like this?

yeah, guaged septum boogers.

fun.

forensics be jammin a brotha up.

remember the time that belladonna143 from miami on InkedNation.com had the same tattoos as me as though they were done by an Easter Seals child who got ahold of some crayons?






yea, i mad.

guess that makes sense seeing as i've been in a fleet of tattoo magazines, but still. wow.

the internet i've been stealing for the past year and a half has newly smartened up and locked their connection,

expect rants to be fewer and far between, as well as n00dz.

i just chuckled at how amusing the post labels/filters were on my blog.

i swear to god i'm going to sleep now.

i beat the national post by ten minutes !

but fine, so they may have said a few more words, and uploaded it properly to a legit site. petty details. whatever.

more petty details? i've hotlinked their image. no biggie.

alright, i've shit out too many senseless posts in one day, im calling it a night and leaving this jetson shit to the left winged CNN obamas of the world.

i'm mad.

i've been reading over some prior blog type stuff of mine, and i'm just noticing that my myspace ramblings have so many random letters snuck in, or words missing letters and forgotten conjugations. it looks like i was using a fat hand typing wand. this is shit. especially since im generally a nazi over spelling. not so much capitalization nor punctuation since my rants are usually written in the manner i would talk, and thus, welcome to comma-ville !

thanks for stopping by lil' pal !

here's some material to kill boredom at work;

myspace !!

facebook !!

livejournal !!

keeping in mind 99.666666666666666666667% of stuff is pure jokes, don't go around thinking i host conjugal prison visits in my home. actually, no. DO go around thinking that my vagina is its own brothel.

idiot.

its nearly 3am, i should be sleeping. i was so grumpy at work today. i'm already pre-emptively looking forward to getting home from work tomorrow so i can nap !