MY PEARLY WHITES NEED THESE.

if you're gonna want a self respecting girl a reason to go down there,


give me a self respecting reason to eat all that meat.

omg loxii, this is also the place that does the bike spoke wall graphics i posted a few less-offensive entries back.

STOP THE PRESSES.

omfg so cute.

im power nerding right now; TL;DR

i don't know if it's spring in the air, all the cleaning/throwing out/yardwork i've been doing, myself just wanting to spoil myself for my birthday or fuck knows what. screw it, i'm doing a julia-style entry of fucking eyecandy right now. tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

someone please go to magic pony with me this weekend. preferably on a bike, preferably eating street meat. preferably.


nevermind, this s 64gigs !









minus the developmentally disabled limp-wristed claw hand.














wut wut corky.


i definitely posted this before.


little houses has the cutest side buttoned girl shit ever.


omfg coin purse











actually no, i just want a qualty PAC bag;


actually, nix all of that, and disregard it ever happening - i just wanna buy a stack of books from magic pony and a pile of books from indigo and hide out reading in my closet for a week straight.

this entry has been brought to you by ritalin.

well,


it's that time of the month where i hate sad people who have mastered the dual skill of having too much time on their hands and too many pets.


as though he wasn't already droopy enough.

actually, im jumping ship on pet costumes , and knitting this time, because this post has been abruptly hijacked by muppet inspired fashions...












sorry Jean-charles de Castelbajac - sorry the culture shock between france and americas has set you into a fashion frenzy, but maybe oscar the grouch will point you in the right direction. maybe if these clothes were about 9 sizes smaller than an anorexic model, they would fit a chubby toddler, then be subject to a whole new realm of my hate.

i however, DO need this;


now this entry has turned into a list of STUPID THINGS A STUPID GIRL NEEDS ^_________________^

(this outta a cake for my birthday - hint hint, the 20th.)

GIMME ALL DESE ICEYS.

i apologize in advance,

i've got the biggest bike brains in the world since my leg is back in full functional order. DON'T WORRY.

WHILE I CHEW ON MY BUBBLEGUM BIKE I'LL FIND IDIO-KNIT THINGS.

SOMEONE HAS THE EXACT REVERSE COTTONCANDY BIKE THAT I WANT.

CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME MORE GIMME GIMME MORE

DEMI DEMI MOORE DEMI MOORE DEMI DEMI MOORE.

KEEP MY COOKIES SAFE IN A HUT.

two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, jengillen on a sesame seed bun

cutest ziptie rings ever. period.

wickedest untraditional traditional item ever.

oh my lord.

i can't believe this dress is only 30$.

is this what im reduced to? window shopping for a thirty dollar dress online?

i need a new cocksucking mother fucking job. i'll diddle your baby zipper if you help a sista out.

unless you don't want me to. pffft,

right.

id place these all at bum height on my wall.