forensics be jammin a brotha up.

remember the time that belladonna143 from miami on InkedNation.com had the same tattoos as me as though they were done by an Easter Seals child who got ahold of some crayons?






yea, i mad.

guess that makes sense seeing as i've been in a fleet of tattoo magazines, but still. wow.

dear New Jersey

i've traced your phone number online to Essex County, possibly somerville or newark. i really wish you wouldnt call when i'm asleep nor at work, because the fact of the matter is my hatred for phones is strong, and the likelyhood of calling back a number completely unknown to me?

you may as well start participating in the lottery in the meantime.

i'm mad.

i've been reading over some prior blog type stuff of mine, and i'm just noticing that my myspace ramblings have so many random letters snuck in, or words missing letters and forgotten conjugations. it looks like i was using a fat hand typing wand. this is shit. especially since im generally a nazi over spelling. not so much capitalization nor punctuation since my rants are usually written in the manner i would talk, and thus, welcome to comma-ville !

thanks for stopping by lil' pal !

here's some material to kill boredom at work;

myspace !!

facebook !!

livejournal !!

keeping in mind 99.666666666666666666667% of stuff is pure jokes, don't go around thinking i host conjugal prison visits in my home. actually, no. DO go around thinking that my vagina is its own brothel.

idiot.

its nearly 3am, i should be sleeping. i was so grumpy at work today. i'm already pre-emptively looking forward to getting home from work tomorrow so i can nap !