i like that facebook's ads are targeting me as a wide black athletic midget.

way to rub it in my face that i have a dislocated knee, assholes.

fuck you aretha franklin.

there, i said it. take that black queen of soul, i hope your giant bedazzled hat burns in hell. fashion my ass ! inauguration or not, that thing stinks. rosa parks would never wear such a thing !

or maybe she would...

...waaaaaaaaaaaaaait, a second.

editors note; tiger woods would be here if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and wore anything other than nike caps, EVER. bigups to oprah and kanye for being too smart to be busted with a goofy hat. also irritating is that kanye is now known as 'martin louis the king jr.'

what.

but i digress.

here are two of my most hated things,

the hat, with a cameo appearance from ellen.

WORST.
of course this smug asian would think otherwise.

of course.

in other news,
my cat is a pervert.

thanks lionel.