i mean, sure...this picture looks sweet.

how many people want to admit getting ready to go out took an hour, but the entire hour was spent lacing their sneaker pants.

you're wearing daytime feetie jammies, idiot.





actually lady gaga would probably wear these with a futuristic native american teepee top. figures.

just a girl;

okay, i never do my nails...

and until a few yrs ago, i was the worst nailbiter in the world,

but this kinda rules.

sure, you kinda look like a sexy doily when nude, but when you have clothes on, it looks like you have the cutest skin disease poking out everywhere.

this is so jokes,

i might try to incorporate this into a layout.

nicole scherzinger;

no one knows your last name.

you may as well be known as "tits n' thangs" .

nicole scherzinger;

sometimes you look like you've crawled out of hollywoods glitziest dumpster,


sometimes you look like you've barely escaped micheal jacksons vinyl fingertips


but inexplicably most of the time i still wanna do a bollywood jig all the way up your sausage wallet.

and the grifter mania continues;

omfg i really need to find teal tape and pedals for my bike.
more idealy teal metal feetie basket dealies.

HELP.

tmi - tl;dr

i was thisclose to deleting my last post but decided against it because it was essentially my saving grace of the day. i have an awesome boyfriend, and amazing roomates(awesome pals i happen to also live with).


i really wasn't in party mode for my birthday this year, and regardless of what i wanted to do, funds to be in party mode weren't at my disposal anyways.

i guess when you live by 'friends as family' as a low cal replacement to real family that isn't there for you, it leaves you feeling like an idiot when your chosen 'family' you think so highly of, doesn't do the same back.

alongside the weather, i guess i'm just overly dissapointed with the outcome of my birthday. but then again , what can a girl do? it's my birthday and i can cry if i want to... that's what.

and more stupid jewelery i stumbled upon at 3:30am that i think is great even though i'd probably never wear it;

birthdays;

you can't do it alone.

it turns my stomach that jeffree star is still lurking around milking internet fame since myspace. nearly 16g twitter friends? that's nauseating.

Korean Abdul-Jabbar.

i can't believe the "Hipster Grifter” Kari Ferrell that everyone is up in arms about is so cute.

kudos to 'the filth' for being such a weaseling little hipster to even get hired by Vice on the spot though.

snakey hipster for the win.

not hard when you're scheming around deadbeats.

and you wonder why i stare blankly most of the time.

ALLIGRATOR !!! AVOTATOS !!!! POTACADOS !!!!!! ILU ILU BUMBLEBEE.

i think i've actually turned so bitter i can't enjoy anything anymore.

thankfully segway and GM vehicles have teamed together to make my life a living hell.

sometimes i really hate asians.

this is so not kawaii.

story of my life;

one of my more productive days in a while.

paisley-ing this entire Munny will probably be the end of me.

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i think i've finally had it.

this long weekend i accidentally watched 'aliens vs monsters' and to my dismay,

insectosaurus is quite possibly the only cute insect i've ever seen. i mean, as much as a fuzzy retarded insect can be called cute that is.

i bought shampoo today and upon arriving at home and taking a whiff, it smells like maraschino cherries. i hate maraschino cherries.

when i was younger, my mom would buy a blackforest cake for numerous birthdays but it wasn't till i was older, when she brought home a dirty blackforest filthy jam cake, i took my dad's truck out bought myself a 40$ gourmet cake and refused to give her a slice. such is family i guess.
HAPPY EASTER.

I FUCKING CRACKED A COCONUT OPEN.

TAKE THAT TECHNOLOGY, I CAN STILL SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU.

this makes me happy the kid on the right is related to me through the motherland.

MY PEARLY WHITES NEED THESE.

I HATE FLIP FLOPS.

I HATE MY BEVERAGES HAVING FLIP FLOPS.

meat pants > knit, dogs, babies.

this dog may as well just go end his life.


this baby is what i imagine aids to look like under a microscope.

if you're gonna want a self respecting girl a reason to go down there,


give me a self respecting reason to eat all that meat.

one day maybe i'll own three potato fields.

omg loxii, this is also the place that does the bike spoke wall graphics i posted a few less-offensive entries back.

sometimes you feel like a nut...

...and sometimes you're a racist artist.

i think this is pretty funny though; i would.

if you got it, knock out your teeth and talk british...

just because i can't get enough of amy winehouse all of a sudden;



fatty-fatty-bo-batty.


she is the crackhead-repunzel of this era.

cher !

twisted sister !!






for any time i've ever given someone stink eye, i formally apologize. im currently relearning proper technique and will get back to you at my earliest convenience.




after barely playing 'just the tip' in such a large collection of pictures, i'm mostly left wondering when the title 'damaged goods' can be used on a person.

it makes me really happy though to know that when not a goofy disproportionate muppet, amy winehouse moonlights as howard stern when she doesn't have a british guard's hat strapped to her head and two thirds of Ru Pauls makeup collection on her face.

this also makes me feel really happy about any insecurities i've ever had in my life ever.

amy winehouse pictures are a proven therapy method in lieu of prozac.