this long weekend i accidentally watched 'aliens vs monsters' and to my dismay,

insectosaurus is quite possibly the only cute insect i've ever seen. i mean, as much as a fuzzy retarded insect can be called cute that is.

i bought shampoo today and upon arriving at home and taking a whiff, it smells like maraschino cherries. i hate maraschino cherries.

when i was younger, my mom would buy a blackforest cake for numerous birthdays but it wasn't till i was older, when she brought home a dirty blackforest filthy jam cake, i took my dad's truck out bought myself a 40$ gourmet cake and refused to give her a slice. such is family i guess.

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