going with hot pink, my lionel just turded some serious hot kitty turds that are wafting across the room now.

christ.

happy neutering kittens.

following suit with pink bikes.............

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME


i got bike fever still, although i do have two bikes already, my bad.

i just found my calling in life.

i think mylifeisaverage is so much funnier than fuckmylife.

today is a whopper of a day.

a whopping three photo posts. and legit ones, not just vin diesel jokes and avocado tattoos !

so i've already covered Jean-charles de Castelbajac's muppet fashion, agness deyn's hobo/boho/olsen tasteless taste, Azumi & David's tape accessories for the hairless fashionista....so low and behold, Tibi's Fall 2009 collection...


OUAIN WAH WAH WAWH WAWH WAWH WAWH WWAHH.

unintentional coincidence my ass.


gasp ! marc jacobs ! how dare you !!

jokes on me fully though because as appaled as i am upon this fall collection, further looking into things, turns out some Isaac Mizrahi did a collection in 2007 intentionally being Peanuts Gang related. Not too surprising seeing as it was a collab effort between betsey johnson, heatherette, and ever whoopi goldberg. WHOOPI FUCK. i'm sure that's less of a selling point than anything.




JOJO SAUNTERS AROUND IN THIS FASHIONABLE NOTHING-LIKE-SALLY DRESS !!!


sally meet jojo, jojo meet sally.


welp, now that were all acquainted here, we might as well star in a RV movie featuring robin williams to ruin our acting carreer.

OOPS.

i however do frown upon how lacking this snoopy inspired design is, and that it actually is kinda cute.

.......for a harlequin hooker clown in france.

boooo hissssssssss.

no but actually, i find it the cutest of the handful.


well, this is pretty lucy like. its also a pretty expensive frumpy dump sack im sure. YAY DISPOSABLE INCOME !!!!!!!!


YAY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU FELL INTO A BEANIE BABIES FACTORY !

shoes. omg those shoes cost five hundred dollars.

this broad is a highrise bitch.


i honestly don't even know what to say. its like some industrial rivet head just confessed his love of swiss cheese to the world.


if only rollerskating could get hotter .



i'd really like to have a ballroom dancing mambo feel, but a more natural feel.

no, i said feel natural, not look natural...BRING ON THE GOLD LAME HALF SHOES.


i hate sandals so much. but i think the thing i hate more than sandals, is sandals pretending to be a small lapdog.

fuck i hate feet so much,
why can't we all just be sensible.

a sour taste left on my eyes.

so i've been accumulating picture tabs in this spiderweb of a browser;
too-many-tabs to handle in my browser window to be specific.

i wish i could organize my brain in tabs. it'd mostly be blank windows im sure.


this really offends me as a tea drinker.


O YA CUD I GET TEH AZN BB SAMMICH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HOLD TEH MAYO >_<


i really hate baby food.


only acceptable if playing the Rocky theme song to get through your day, otherwise, give yourself a wedgie, ask someone to jersey you, and get back to selling two for one discount shoes.


not only was this one an intricate waste of time, but it looks like a poorly sewn cloud, a badly drawn boy, or something that a couch would turd out.


guilty by association.



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


as if bizarro trolls weren't obscenely fucking weird enough, someone went and crocheted a small QUEEN VICTORIA CAPE??! a tiny yellow visor, and a karate belt? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!? i was so perplexed as a child when family bought me these treasure trolls. i think i had about 5 that just sat there, and i had no idea what to do with them. besides the fact that i think belly buttons are the grossest thing ever and these things' pride and joy was their gemmed belly buttons....WHAT THE EWWWWWWWW. this is alongside NKOTB trading cards i got during my media-deprived childhood. yeah i went there new kids on the block, i didn't care in the 80's and i dont care now. yeah i said it, fuck KNOTB, i never cared. i will not do the step by step dance with you.


of course. this person probably puts their handgun in a papermache crane centerpiece.

close enough, thanks idiot.blogspot.com


on pictureisunrelated.com people actually got riled up about people saying this was knot (aha) knitting, because it is actually crocheting, and from another comment i also learned this degenerate's name is Agata and even has her own website; agataolek.com. no, i haven't gone to it, and i hope her tubes are tied as to not breed.

as for everyone arguing whether it's crochet or knitted; TOMATO, TAMATO, YOURE ALL FUCKING IDIOT STICKS.


speaking of idiots, here's the mother hen of idiots.


if you're comfortable with how stupid you look, and would just like to further extrapolate, this is perfect for you, and thankfully comes in one-size-fits-slanket.



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo GOOGLY EYED GLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO CUTTTTTTTTE !!!!

after 3 bottles of Robitussin, you'd think roadkill was thriling.


this almost ruins my love of cute petite desserts.


what's scarier than a puma gouging out your eyes? walking into someone wearing this by choice.


TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TWATS. looks like Donatello wins this round you pile of nincompoops.


ok, this one hits really close to home, i'd really like to get in this moron's face and pull their hair.


whats worse than graffiti??


HAH. take THAT charmin bears, to hell with you and your toilet paper pieced bear bums !


babushka dogs, DO NOT LIKE.


FUCK YEA COTTONBALL MAN GO GET HER.

ciara,

hermaphrodite or not,
i swear once i get back in peak fitness all over again, this will be my next thing to master in my heels.


either that or this time i'll dislocate both knees at once.

i don't know why this kills me every time.

OH MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

for someone that hates babies in all shape and size,

i mostly wanna throw this one in a wok and coat him in some general tso.

this is everything i love.

tandem bikes and disco??? END MY LIFE NOW.

if you've got it, flaunt it.

if you've got a crustacean on your chest, look like an idiot.

a lot of people are riled up about new tattoo barbie, even though her tattoos are arm flower stickers among other harmless crud.

i mean, sure, you could blame one single doll for the entire freakshow downfall of your children, or you could blame yourself. everyone needs a scapegoat. i was a mercilessly shy child until about highschool, gifted for most of my childhood, very obedient for most of the time, and here i am. i dont even know WHICH doll to scapegoat for my current life choices.

i guess if anything this doll is helping millions of parents across north america shift the blame from their poor parenting skills onto an inanimate foot tall plastic object worth 25$.

if anything we could be more riled up that barbie is still being made in indonesia, but then again, what do the ten cent salaries overseas have to do with our spoiled children's current life.