5.07.2009

a sour taste left on my eyes.

so i've been accumulating picture tabs in this spiderweb of a browser;
too-many-tabs to handle in my browser window to be specific.

i wish i could organize my brain in tabs. it'd mostly be blank windows im sure.


this really offends me as a tea drinker.


O YA CUD I GET TEH AZN BB SAMMICH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HOLD TEH MAYO >_<


i really hate baby food.


only acceptable if playing the Rocky theme song to get through your day, otherwise, give yourself a wedgie, ask someone to jersey you, and get back to selling two for one discount shoes.


not only was this one an intricate waste of time, but it looks like a poorly sewn cloud, a badly drawn boy, or something that a couch would turd out.


guilty by association.



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


as if bizarro trolls weren't obscenely fucking weird enough, someone went and crocheted a small QUEEN VICTORIA CAPE??! a tiny yellow visor, and a karate belt? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!? i was so perplexed as a child when family bought me these treasure trolls. i think i had about 5 that just sat there, and i had no idea what to do with them. besides the fact that i think belly buttons are the grossest thing ever and these things' pride and joy was their gemmed belly buttons....WHAT THE EWWWWWWWW. this is alongside NKOTB trading cards i got during my media-deprived childhood. yeah i went there new kids on the block, i didn't care in the 80's and i dont care now. yeah i said it, fuck KNOTB, i never cared. i will not do the step by step dance with you.


of course. this person probably puts their handgun in a papermache crane centerpiece.

close enough, thanks idiot.blogspot.com


on pictureisunrelated.com people actually got riled up about people saying this was knot (aha) knitting, because it is actually crocheting, and from another comment i also learned this degenerate's name is Agata and even has her own website; agataolek.com. no, i haven't gone to it, and i hope her tubes are tied as to not breed.

as for everyone arguing whether it's crochet or knitted; TOMATO, TAMATO, YOURE ALL FUCKING IDIOT STICKS.


speaking of idiots, here's the mother hen of idiots.


if you're comfortable with how stupid you look, and would just like to further extrapolate, this is perfect for you, and thankfully comes in one-size-fits-slanket.



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo GOOGLY EYED GLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO CUTTTTTTTTE !!!!

after 3 bottles of Robitussin, you'd think roadkill was thriling.


this almost ruins my love of cute petite desserts.


what's scarier than a puma gouging out your eyes? walking into someone wearing this by choice.


TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TWATS. looks like Donatello wins this round you pile of nincompoops.


ok, this one hits really close to home, i'd really like to get in this moron's face and pull their hair.


whats worse than graffiti??


HAH. take THAT charmin bears, to hell with you and your toilet paper pieced bear bums !


babushka dogs, DO NOT LIKE.


FUCK YEA COTTONBALL MAN GO GET HER.

1 comment:

onehundy said...

i want to wipe my bums on that TP real bad.
although it would be even more appealing if it were silk.