or maybe she would...
...waaaaaaaaaaaaaait, a second.
editors note; tiger woods would be here if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and wore anything other than nike caps, EVER. bigups to oprah and kanye for being too smart to be busted with a goofy hat. also irritating is that kanye is now known as 'martin louis the king jr.'
but i digress.
here are two of my most hated things,
the hat, with a cameo appearance from ellen.
of course this smug asian would think otherwise.
in other news,
my cat is a pervert.