speaking of assholes riding bikes and not basting themselves in 'icey', real icey,
heres a fucking 24k pure gold bike totaled at $102,418.60 USD.
at the economy's current state, yeah, thats equal to 'more money than god CAD'
the tires may as well be made of pure ivory, and the chain be linked of carved out panda teeth lubed up with whale blubber. WHY NOT, LETS GO A LITTLE FUCKING NUTS WHY DONT WE.
there is actually 600 Swarovski crystals on each one playing hide and go seek god knows where, the seat is probably a small satchel of gems you can ride across borders with. VIVA MEXICO !