apparently burger king is releasing a beef scented body spray.

set the mood no matter what mood youre in the mood for. with a slogan like that, it's hard to argue.

honestly, im not even mad. i'm actually almost impressed that they continued through with the production of this. mind you, i'd be a little bit more disturbed at this if i had actual contact with it, let's say if a boyfriend wore this repeatedly. with the occurance of frequent barbeques in the summer, granted; less suspicous. but in the dead of winter, when im being amourous with someone who smells like a whopper, thats a tad far.

I REALLY WISH I COULD SMELL LIKE MY FAVOURITE FOOD.


that'd make my online profiles a helluvalot better if anything.

liking whoppers, fine. a little gross, but fine.

but keep in mind, if it looks like a whopper, and smells like a whopper;

it probably is a whopper.