i just demolished a large tub containing 700ml of yogurt at an alarming rate.
for those wondering, that's the precise amount of yogurt to cockblock you from burping for the rest of the night.
my life is ruthless.
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lots of anger and cynicism. this blog is drab and pointless if you've never met me. it is mildy amusing if you have.
cancerous words.
- JENGILLEN
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- i'm not friends with cellulite, or anyone associated with it. i'm pretty verbally abusive. neither misandrist, misogynist, misanthrope nor malevolence; let's call it 'survival of the fittest' vs. pms.
gimme more.
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