knowing my prior hate for crocs , found here (and as a sidenote, it makes me very happy that when searching 'jengillen crocs' my blog entry pops up first)
you can surely imagine the blind rage i went into last night at 2am when my dearest pal ali had fueled me with nothing but nightmares by sending me a link to these atrocities right before bed.
i'm sorry, pardon? i had to do a double take, because my eyes were crying out vomit at the sight of these.
why did the chicken cross the road? TO ESCAPE FROM THE CROCS GETTING TORN A NEW HOLE WHILE MAKING SNUFF FILMS WITH UGGS TO CREATE THE SPAWN OF SATAN MEANT FOR FEET.
why would you want to wear these?
okay, you can try to justify crocs, for comfort, and for breathability, while wearing your lululemons not for working out, nor your shoes for 'gardening'. but the cross over of rubber douche made shoes, past labour day, possibly with white pants and matching handbag, is absolutely infuriating. rubber wooly shapeless half leg encasements. you are essentially wrapping your feet in a million no-no's all in one.
for shame.
uggs, entirely stupid; they always change a darker shade always because theyve been made out of an absorbant material. WHY WOULD YOU THINK ADDING A RUBBER SUMMERTIME GARDENING SHOE TO THE BOTTOM SOLVE YOUR WINTER WOES.
these are officially an appetite suppresant.
3 comments:
Too unreal Jen, too unreal. I puked in my mouth when I saw these.
CROCS OF SHITE, RIGHT?
possibly the ugliest shoes i've ever seen.. crocs are so horrendous, i hate anyone who wears them immediately.
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